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"They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them"
Yesterday
Anyway, my attempts at housekeeping were feeble as usual.
Or William Cullen Bryant. I don't know. I get 'em mixed up.
- William Blake? - William Blake!
Are we gonna fuck or what?
You wanna dance?
At least the son of a bitch left me breakfast.
Rainout?
I like that.
Area 68 took that R8 so...
Skol
Let's have a quick word of prayer.
Game starts in four minutes. Why ain't you warm?
God, that was beautiful. What did I do?
to get the first out of the inning.
Oh, God, Annie. Jeez.
Looks like a convention. Pretty soon they're gonna call the roll.
You had your chance the other day.
You can't ban me from the ballpark 'cause my daddy donated that scoreboard.
for a while, all right?
Look at that. He hit the fucking bull.
Crash Davis? I'm Joe Riggins.
She's dancing with me.
HELL OF A SHOT. SORRY IT GOT WASTED.
Hope you end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated
We got him! We got him!
He's got a million-dollar arm with a five-cent head.
It's an old Mayan deal.
We got ourselves a natural disaster.
- I like that. - I bet you do.
I fucking quit, all right? I quit.
He’s shakin me off
All right, one and two. You can hit this shit. Relax.
I mean, it wasn't the first time I went to bed with a guy
- Shut up. - You guys hear about Jimmy and Millie?
You're in the wrong business! You're Sears & Roebuck material!
Stay there. Give me the ball.
No.
You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
You know what that makes you? Larry.
They're kids. Scare 'em.
Scotty, baby, take this to Crash.
WE'RE DEALING WITH A LOT OF SHIT.
- What, I'm full of shit? - You are full of shit.
I've tried them all, I really have.
That's why I better leave.
You own these guys.
- What's that? - That's my leg.
I beg. I plead. I try to be a nice guy.
Annie.
Nobody's got "stress," they're wearing a "dress."
Bus leaves 6:00 in the morning.
Fastball.
Honey, we all deserve to wear white
Hey, Mr. Hormone, check out this.
There might be an opening for a manager in Visalia next spring.
"This Is Hopeless. This Is Utterly, Fucking Hopeless."
and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Hit my dinger and I hung them up.
Registering your child always makes a nice gift But don't wait because there are only three days left!
A new league record.
Hope I can help the ball club.
Honey, I want you to wear these when you're pitching on the road.
Jose, come on. Just touch my bat once.
Fuck this fucking game!
Listen up, guys. Can I have your attention a minute?
You’re a c*cksucker
I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him.
When you know how to make love, then you'll know how to pitch.
You mean Nuke. You said, "Crash."
- You want some more soup, honey? - No, thanks. That was great.
We got ourselves a natural disaster
Fuck me.
You got him parading around the locker room like a fruit.
but now I'm tired and I don't want to think about baseball.
Stray cats, lost causes
"To announce your fucking presence with authority?"
City Council Little League Cash Drop Day.
Just because sometimes you manage to be clever
Beats the hell out of working at Sears.
you just gotta relax and concentrate.
Who the fuck are you, man?
I wanna bring heat.
We fight, she gets the clown. How's that happen?
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water
- No, no. Serve it up. - Yeah.
You're gonna get everybody in trouble.
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm,
Coach Debord Sr.
I don't dance.
I'm trying to play with your body.
Yeah. All right.
Skip, it is me.
how'd we ever win two? It's a miracle
Give me a piece of that!
Sears sucks. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
Nuke, you got it all wrong.
you're gonna be the all-time minor-league champ.
You're a regular patron saint, you know.
I'll ... be ... back
Don't be such guys
Max, how do you just keep coming back every year?
Come on, Nuke, go get them!
I am warm.
I mean, the Durham Bulls can't lose, and I can't get laid.
then you are, and you should know that.