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- You can put that on. - Okay,
Absolutely. Follow me.
Never forget it.
to the higher-ups, but I know you'll be a valuable addition to the Anthro family.
- I'll call you tomorrow. Good luck. - Love you.
Well, what about my job?
- What? - Just do it!
- Thank you, brudder. - Sure.
I mean, I guess this makes me a real New Yorker now.
My favorite aunt's name is Bodine.
we passed a certain point, and then I couldn't ask, you know?
ILANA: Oh, God!
Yes, we can. Because we do.
That's where they first laid their eggs.
in one of the most prestigious chiropractor's offices in the Village.
including you, okay?
- Come on! - I'm just not doing very well right now.
Yes, of course, come home for the weekend, sweetheart.
All right. Thanks, Ilana.
even though I know that they are carriers.
You don't treat the apartment and move and the city finds out,
- Yeah, we're gonna have to burn all this. - On what? Booze? Hookers?
I once saw these suckers take out the Metropolitan Opera House.
I know it like the back of, like...
No, I'm having a rough time right now.
Basically, Sunil is your go-to guy for any security questions you have.
We're so excited to have you on board.
- Wow. - So I know the Constitution
I have a license to carry this.
People like us don't get bed bugs!
Oh, my God. That's an iPad.
Come on, Lincoln.
Owning this car's been the worst two weeks of my life.
You heard me.