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Yeah, so actually, the flagship Anthropologie
- Yes. - Thank you so much... Um...
- We know our Second Amendment rights. - Right, Second Amendment.
Was it more than the blue dress?
Hey, I have full-on bed bugs. Can I come over?
Well, it's worth, like, six or seven bucks.
We have bed bugs!
Fuck!
Because, Lisa, I had a plan of attack, and I climbed that corporate ladder.
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
Livin' in it.
Showing in New York and London right now.
If you feel a six-figure salary isn't enough to support a tiny dog...
- Wait, someone's gonna steal it. - Exactly.
- You named her? - Yeah, Sticky.
Why couldn't we have just gotten herpes?
I'm really sorry I'm late.
- What up, bitches? - Whoo!
Okay, it's too small, anyway.
What?
Of course you can come over. You're my best friend.
Okay, well then I will please take store credit.
Okay.
How long was the dog in the box?
What if the economy all of a sudden tanks?
Is hers new?
No, I could've been more careful.
Yeah, no, me too.
My train karma is at an all-time low,
Your name is Bo...
But the purpose it served, you know,
Well, uh, Mom, I am gonna need complete access