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NO, I CAN'T GO OUT THERE WITH OTHER PEOPLE...
UM, CALL ME-- ACTUALLY, CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE.
YOU WANT ME TO KISS HIM?! YEAH, TO MAKE UP-- SURE.
SO YOU WERE INTERVIEWING HIM
- WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN? - OH, ROSALINA.
- TURN THAT SHIT AROUND ON HIM. - TURN IT AROUND ON HIM.
- GIVE ME MY PHONE. - GIVE ME MY PHONE.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE. - OKAY.
( theme music playing )
- Cheryl: LARRY! - ( sighs )
- HOW'S IT GOING? - GREAT. HOW-- HOW YOU DOING?
LEON HAS A JOB INTERVIEW TODAY.
YOU'RE DOWN HERE, RIGHT? HE'S ON TOP.
YEAH.
- HUH? SEE, I GOT THAT DOWN. - Susie: YEAH.
Wait wait wait. You have any idea what we're talking about here?
WITH YOUR WIFE. AND SHE MAY HAVE MISINTERPRETED SOMETHING I DID,
- SAME DAMN PHONE. - YEAH, THIS IS A GOOD PRODUCT.
IT WENT GOOD YESTERDAY.
- TODAY? YOU'RE KIDDING. - YES, TODAY. OH, YEAH.
- I THINK SHE MIGHT'VE CAUGHT THAT BUG THAT CHERYL'S GOT. - OH, MAN.
IT'S A DOG! OH MY GOD, IT'S A DOG!
15 WHOLE MINUTES WE WERE WAITING ON THAT DAMN TOASTER.
( accordion music playing )
THIS IS MY MASSEUSE, LISA; MY SON LARRY.
( loudly ) TOASTER?
YEAH, OUR PHONES GOT ALL MIXED UP, MAN. YOU GOT MY PHONE
- HEY, LARRY! WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MAN? - MIKE.
Loretta: ALL RIGHT, GREAT, LET'S GO!
FUCK YOU!
- YOU KNOW MY FATHER'S BEEN KIND OF DEPRESSED LATELY. - YEAH. YEAH.
RIGHT.
WHAT? YOU GET WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HEY!
UM, THERE WAS A LITTLE INCIDENT AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE EARLIER TODAY
- Susie: YOU'RE A ROTTEN APPLE. - I'M NOT A ROTTEN APPLE.
- YOU FLIPPED HIM. - I FLIPPED HIS ASS GOOD, MAN.
AND I WAS WORKING AT MR. GREENE'S HOUSE
OH, AND YOUR HUSBAND-- I WAS IN THE BATHROOM... ( mimics urinating )