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so I'm gonna be very selective with his new owner.
of the pig persuasion.
(children laughing)
You're not 50, and I don't like the word "crap."
(grunts)
Okay, I read this whole book while your father
I'm not sure myself.
Basically, it was when you were born.
Of course! You can all pet him!
our only growth industry.
I just want a prescription for a therapy pig.
That's a Christmas card!
By which I mean he can't end up in your smoker.
Huh! It's in phys ed!
I can’t breathe I want music
Marge, before you go cuckoo with cleanliness
Let's not wallow in this all day.
Whoa! Baby is still in the back seat.
He could live in my office!
Take every item you own and ask: does it still bring me joy?
but I'm the only one who takes care of him.
We've had him since you found him,
Oh, the dogs contused his baby back ribs.
Good Lord, how is he overpowering my P.A. system?
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pirate jazz station.
What I'm talking about is... Plopper.
Lis, for what it's worth, there was a time