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it felt like a cluster bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies.
I've worked here longer than you.
Imagine me and you, I do
All right. This is my memory box.
Oh, hi, Jeanne, why are you so mad? I AM SO MAD, JON! BECAUSE YOU BREAKING ALL STUFF!
Hey, you must be Homer! I'm Lenny and this is Carl.
MARGE: So we arranged to meet again at Second Date Rock.
Let me get this straight.
Mojo juju's best plan to blow up Pinkie Pie with the big one.
Because I talked to you.
(CLUCKING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
You and Dad were drawn to each other as kids
talk like ladies, and hold your liquor like ladies.
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
blow the whistle
Stop it, Homer! There's only one way to settle this.
I sure did.
The time I sued the church.
Hey, don't you try and prank me with a fake name!
Oh, yeah. Right.
(SCREAMING)
Snake!
Thank you.
It was as satisfying as a million Hallmark cards
We know everything about boys except what they look like below the waist.
Everything but zits.
Oh, what a view!