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What are you doing here?
I think it's time for some Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Be safe. - Bye.
to get cast in a movie that involves stairs.
You're so weird.
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I'm so sorry for your loss, Santas.
Oh.
I scored twice against Country Day,
I never can tell if you're trying to help me
You're the first guy I ever hit on.
if everyone dressed more like me.
and the first 20 minutes of Interstellar.
Wow
But if anything can remind me
Rudolph went down in history,
and she said since you've been traveling,
Did you hear? She got fat in Connecticut.
♪ Damn it ♪
Pearls before swine!
I just wish we could have met the chic sophisticate
and I don't step on cracks,
- Is it Master Splinter? - Mm-hmm.
You got donations, just throw 'em on the pile.
Oh, you are dressed like an elf.
Sold to the lady in the front row for $11 1/2 million.
That's my Sioux family name.
I did it for your own good, Xan.
in a vending machine!
He just watches the games from his luxury tree.
so who's up for margaritas
of the word sensuali-Titus-travaganza!
A sign,
Take from the rich and give to the poor.
Oh, that's so sweet,
and all you're doing is lying...
what are you doing back in New York?
This says you were a babysitter from 1997 to 1998,
Wonderful.
I don't think so.
I've got a bomb!
And then, like, your crotch gets a headache?
Every year, it's like, Here's your new mom,
And you get free peanuts.
Stay down.
Speaking of which, is that my elf costume?
My clothes will be plucked from this hellhole
but let me tell you about another imperfect employee.
Oh, I picked up Mookie's stationery.
Is there anyone else here?
she'll come to you.
Oh, wait. You're divorced.
Hey.
Mannequins? No, we don't have...
I wish Bruce Willis had let that asteroid hit you!
I can't believe clo-zay is gone.
Help?
Donation canceled!
When you were little, did you think he was handsome?
Do you think you're helping me?
and that reindeer's name was Rudolph.