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and now she's returned in full,
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Much like Icarus, a friend of mine who put too much in his closet, I put too much in my closet
checking...
Siri, no!
Well, please tell her I would love to see her
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
I want to whip a Philadelphia snowball at those hipsters.
my late husband's clothes...
Oh.
Everything's too affordable.
In bed!
$12 million.
Using my $12 million to punch Deirdre
Like visiting a place where it's Christmas all year
I don't know what the rich blonde lady version of a bunker punch is...
She's so nice.
out of famous Internet cats.
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when they have their own backyards and terraces.
Got it?
that person's you.
♪ Aww, beatbox ♪
I'm Mikey?
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
You people don't deserve Titus!
When I did the Today show, they put me in a hotel
That's great.
I knew there was more plan.
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE
Unless you have something even better planned.
Well, let me come with you. I'll keep you company.
And with the gay stuff, I don't know where to start.
I have a degree in political science from Princeton,
Look at this view.
It has to be something that requires access,
Okay, friend, what is it?
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and I plan to make up the difference.
Xan hates me,
You're like an HGTV renovation team.