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I RAISED MONEY. I DON'T WALK.
IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
NOTHING. NOTHING REALLY.
THAT WAS AMAZING. I MEAN, THE WAY YOU SWEPT IN
- AM I? - OH...
IT WAS REAL. I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
- DON'T CALL ME, PLEASE, EVER. - WHAT?
- WHAT DID YOU THINK? - I THOUGHT MAYBE
WELL, HERE'S THE THING: I ASKED HER
- THAT'S GREAT. - OF COURSE. IT'S A DAMN GOOD CAUSE.
- YOUR SHIRT'S TUCKED IN. - I'M TUCKING IN.
SCUBA DIVING-- IN A ZILLION YEARS WOULDN'T I GO,
YO, MAN, THAT IDEA YOU CAME UP WITH WAS AWFUL.
IF THE THERAPIST THOUGHT I WAS A TERRIFIC GUY,
THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
MY THERAPIST SAID
DON'T THEY MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY? I MEAN, EVERYBODY BUYS A DRINK.
- HEY, CHERYL! - ( hangs up )
MM.
SO YOU JUMP OUT,
YEAH, MONDAY.
SO GREAT TO HAVE MET YOU.
I HAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE WHO WAS SUICIDAL.
OH, WOW. HEY.
AND I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO HER.
AND TELL HER, "I LOVE YOU."
GRAB HER HAND, HOLD IT TENDERLY
NOT AN AMOUNT THAT IS NOT MANAGEABLE.
BUT SHE NOTICED THE TUCKED-IN
"MONDAY IS THE CUTOFF POINT:
WELL, A HAIRSBREADTH UNDER.
YEAH.
MY WIFE LEFT ME AFTER A LONG TIME AND--
- I REALLY AM TRYING. - I KNOW. I CAN SEE THAT.
SOMEBODY GOTTA GET FUCKED UP, LARRY, RIGHT?
TO HAVE A DECK OF CARDS, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.
YOU DID IT. THAT WAS--
VERY FUNNY. SPREAD YOUR LEGS.
( theme music playing )
I GOT IT. LET'S GO.
YOU DIDN'T DESCRIBE HER PHYSICALLY--
- I KNOW. - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SEE UNDERWATER
- COME ON, BRIGHT. - YEAH, OKAY.
BETWEEN EARLY AND MIDDLE. WHAT'S THAT CALLED?