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Did your dad fuck an elephant?
I need you to clean out your desk by noon tomorrow.
Did you just hear that? Did everyone else's ears just pop?
Okay, let's go over the plan one more time.
This band's gonna rock!
at the stockholder's meeting.
That's so nice of you, Vic,
We had a deal!
Two new messages.
I keep firing you and you keep showing up.
- Absolute panic! - I know!
Now, grow some balls and put on your fucking eye liner!
Just as long as we get it back to Daddy
- Oh, shit. - It always worked in my kill book.
We're going to have to let you go.
Ah!
Sorry.
Let's take a break, shall we?
and the only thing in my life that keeps me real.
This is a groin attack.
Oh, Nana pees a little bit when she watches Dialing for Dollars.
As soon as we get to the lake, could you start doing whatever it is you do?
It's brilliant. That's why, I don't know,
I'm a good-looking broad and...
In front of people? I'm not doing that!
Oh, Frank, I'm not a wizard with a wand and magic spells.
I can't rock right now with this burden on my soul.
Hey! I know you can hear me, you little red-headed fuck!
it brings them closer together.
Did you see the ice sculpture I got just for you?
Frank, it's your turn. Tell us how you're feeling.
Shadow the hedgehog
Mr. Kevin Murphy!
Where's your brother?
Dear God, you let me survive Korea for this?
♪ Fed up with just The company of my hand ♪
And I'm sorry I said this bus was worse
Crickets make that sound with their legs. Hey, come on!
You know when I get that far away look in my eyes?
Empathy is an important part of any relationship.
- Black Bob from Baltimore... - Wicked Warren Ullnee.
When you make an alt for a server that banned you
but all those bottles of trust have me ready to burst.
I want our marriage to get better,
None. That's the way he always looks.
His Malibu steakhouse collapsed into the ocean yesterday.
# Lick that pickle, baby #