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Heavens, this looks like the main chapel of a funeral parlor.
- Clever. Clever. - Oh, well.
Goodbye, Yankee gal!
That's what it is. It's a Christmas miracle.
A genuine Picasso, huh? His black and blue period.
He's not little anymore.
Well, that's a very interesting design...
It's above Darien. You'll love it.
No. It's the first lady of American theater out cold in the guest room.
What an honor it is to have you in our little home.
...for something you've never heard of?
Thank you, Mrs. Burnside.
You sit right over here beside me, Mrs. Gooch.
And he's not mine. But he's not yours, Mr. Babcock.
- Who? Who is coming? - Just family, darling.
Flaubert spent 13 years on Madame Bovary.
Should I do this? lt'll take up all my time. I came home to be with you.
The most important thing is to have a good beginning.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I'm just busting to meet your mother.
Oh, darling, that's the most beautiful bracelet I ever owned.
Since we have Mamie here, we ought to let her know the plans.
- Where were we? - Give us our last sentence.
I've gotta find out what to do now.
We both figure it couldn't get much wetter than it is right now.
- Yes. You'll write your autobiography. - Me? Write a book?
But he's been a close friend of the family since I was a girl...
You go upstairs now, dear...
I've got something to say. I'll have to say it fast or not say it at all.
Vera! Vera! I am about to be attacked by the Knickerbocker Bank.
Now, sit you down, Mamie. I've something special to show you.
Oh, dear. The employment bureau didn't tell me you were bringing a child.
Hello, anybody?
- What's that supposed to be? - You don't like it?
Gently, darling, gently.
I swear, it'll be a bestseller. And you'd be doing me a favor.
Well, my father said, since you're my only living relative...
That is exactly what I'm here for. To discuss this boy's proper education.
Pure protein. They're marinated after they remove the fangs.
- Perhaps they won't notice. - Won't notice?
Later, I will explain it.
I dropped by the Bixby School and what did I find?
You won't have to worry about a thing.
But, just as a courtesy, we'll come and discuss it.
Mame, sugar...
And this ghastly thing happened.
Strained honey. That's the secret.
"How to Ride a Horse."
Mame Dennis. Oh, yes!
Laid out Patrick's career.
Honey.
Of course, we always spend summers at our camp in the Adirondacks.
Quite devastatingly mad.
- It's my bracelet. It's caught on you. - Bring down the curtain!
Now, where were we?
Well, it was ghastly.
You know what your trouble is? You don't live, live, live!
...and you, Mr. O'Bannion.
We must have that game of golf soon.
Howdy. Excuse me, but I wondered if...
That's my car! That's county property!
I must say, Mrs. Burnside, you're everything I ever expected.
Don't worry, I got dozens of things you can wear.
Oh, golly, short pants! At last. Can I try them on right now?
I felt if I should make something out of...
- Sheets. Where were the sheets...? - When will you be home from the party?
You know I will...
Have him ready at 8:00 sharp tomorrow. Kid, you'd better be wearing knickers!
Mr. Leavitt down at the pawnshop...
That's it. Give me a nice smile.
I'm Mr. Babcock. Miss Dennis is expecting me.
Silly.
Lindsay, Mame will never write a book.
Natural? Well, it might be natural for a sardine!
Auntie Mame! Auntie Mame!
Thank you.
Besides, your Aunt Mame may like it as a remembrance of your sainted father.
But, darling, I'm your Auntie Mame!
That moon's bright!
Thank you...
Don't lean. Sit erect. Say your prayers.
One thing you must remember:
She wanted to meet you.
You should've sat on him.
I've given up alcohol, along with everything else.
He tried but you bit him.
What could be more wholesome or natural?
...to write down all the words you don't understand.
No place else get job anyhow.
Give Clifton my love. I'll be right over...
- Let me help you. - No, darling. It's no use.
You've got no idea how happy I am. I've been looking all over for you.
Do you know what your silly nephew did?
- Do I really? - Yes, now come along.
- Was there something unusual? - Yes, he wanted to pay cash.
It seems to help.
They gave me my Christmas vacation a little bit early.
Agnes, where is your spine?
I told them Macy folks that they was wrong.
Everything Mrs. Burnside dictates is so wonderful.
- I thought I'd give her character. - You scene-stealing, society biddy!
Mr. Babcock, not in front of the B-O-Y.
I just squashed it to bits.
- Oh, dang! - Up, up, Rover! Up, up!
No matter how far I go, it waits for me. I hope you used it weekends.
Oh, Michael, I'm going to open doors for you.
No, 'tis the first, curse the evil day.