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...the belching contest at work.
Remember, Elliott, I'll be right here.
my computer gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's how i likes it!
Exaaaactly.
Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize...
Are you saying Boo or Boo-ris?
Now, I know you haven't liked some of my past suggestions.
Are you saying, "Boo," or, "Boo-urns"?
I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh, dear.
That’s the joke. You suck, Elon!
This isn't America 's Funniest Home Videos.
So we propose changing our name from Springfield to Seinfeld.
I like him. He's smart, he's sensitive.
You truly are ... the dumbest man in Congress
I was saying cousin-lovers.
I was saying Spoooooons
On top of a pile of money With many beautiful ladies
But I'm hungry. Aah! Oh! Aah! Aah! Aah! Too spicy! Ah, they're not ready yet.
A slick Hollywood picture to gloss over my evil rise to power...
...star of the reprehensible McBain movies.
I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37 percent.