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(DOOR OPENS)
MICHAEL: Oscar, you are...
Attention! Employees of Dunder Mifflin!
(LAUGHING HEARTILY)
Yeah!
Boom! Called it!
What?
And I think sounds have a lot to do with that.
Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket
Once every hour, someone says something contentious on twitter. That man is michael scott.
Little Boo
You've seen it, right?
Did my dad say anything about my mom?
He never does any work himself, ever.
That's better.
(LILY MOANING)
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
I don't want to write your stuff for you,
Well...
Are you from another planet?
And I don't have enough saved to retire.
and staring up at them.
PowerPoint is boring.
Absolutely I would not.
Damn it.
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Leave it, woman!
Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then.
(HITS DRUMS)
here's a quiz to help.
So you lost him.
How about 911? Anyone? 911?
to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
you're allowing your office to run.
That's offensive. It's not!
(VOCALIZING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Really, really went after my intelligence there.
Ferrari: I know exactly what to do …But in a much more real sense, I have no idea what to do
In short... A vacation.
about something very serious.
Boom. Roasted.
(Sigh)
An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. To...
I have no idea. Anyone else?
Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.
Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Yeah. Okay, you didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute.
Got it!
That is very spiritual and relaxing.
Stanley! Barack is President!
Uh-uh. No, no, no. Come on. Get up. Let's do this.
You're too heavy.
Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses
Unless soup... Does soup symbolize breakfast?
Great job, some great laughs.
I am planning a bomb scare that should really get the blood pumping.
KEVIN: Boom. Roasted.
Dwight! Clarice.
(SIGHS)
Murilio, i had a heart attack!
I would want to live with no legs.
Oh. Hey, Mom. No.
(GRUNTS)
People learn in lots of different ways,
Several times a day Michael will use Words that are way beyond my vocabulary