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Boom. Immunity.
DWIGHT: Use a what to cover the mouth? (SHUSHING) It's okay.
to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working.
Do you want that on your conscience?
Michael, are you serious? Do you really want us to roast you?
(CAT YOWLS)
Do you? No.
I would die.
Michael. MICHAEL: This is you we're talking about.
I'm going to sit right over chair.
Hey, Stanley. Stanley.
It's true, around this office in the past
(SCATTERED BOOING)
Everybody stay calm. Everybody stay calm!
(LAUGHING)
I' m ok with the logic of it
(exhales) This city…
I'm in here.
THIS DICK IS BAD!
Welcome to the roast of Mr Michael Heming
q q
And I don't see my co-workers heeding this right now.
Stay fucking calm!
What's the PRO-Cess?
Reverse the button!
And I want you guys to really get cracking on this.
quand six queers qui se connaissent pas se ramassent dans la même pièce what are the pronouns, what are the pronouns?
(Exhales) This city…
I'm taking over as safety man.
Oh, I don't know.
Boom. Roasted.
Lily, Lily! Push the reverse button!
You could have burned down the whole building.
that he tries to put his M&M's in alphabetical order.
No, no, girls only. Girls only!
Where are they?
shit bitch
I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away,
Michael is so dumb
what do words mean
if it were an ipod it would be a shuffle
You don't have any friends or any family or any championships!
No, Dwight, I am worried.
What's his name? Jefferson.
Lily, no. Lily. Lily, please.
I will divide and then count to it.
STANLEY: Oh, my God!
I don't care what my friends say.
So, what is the solution?
Please ... Really ? Are you a vicim again ? Does your gf know you even wanna fuck everyone's ex ?
Okay, we're trapped. Everyone for himself!
Oh, my God! Okay, it's happening.
So, as a disciplinary measure,
No, Rose. They are not breathing.
What do we do?
ABC, okay?
You couldn't have memorized that?
We have cause to fire you.
I am not a mind reader, David
That's what a hospital's for.
He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them
It's my bio-feedback machine.
I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people.
Thank you, Michael.
Let's synergize and take that verbose copy offline to align on granular details moving forward
Dwight!