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How come we...
You're 16.
Ridiculous.
You got a heavy date?
and I've got some great snapshots
Now I have to make confession.
Why, you gonna make something out of it?
Oh, Nancy.
And if I don't get them done tonight,
♪ The Love Boat ♪
Sir, if she's your granddaughter,
I think, uh, I'll start with some deep-fried clams,
Nice, Julie, if you like quaint little Mexican souvenirs
Did you ever hear of the Junior CIA?
Here you got this doll who's crazy about you,
Hey, why don't we go to some nice quiet place and relax?
I have my eyes peeled at all times
Well, let me put it this way:
Thank you.
It'd be a novel approach.
With my wife, Evelyn.
But I'm gonna have to tell Randy face to face.
Yes. You can't call me Metal Mouth anymore. Heh.
Thanks for everything.
since you don't like that family you're staying with,
What'd you drag me down here for, anyway?
Hm-hm.
One of her ancestors must have been a rabbit.
How was Acapulco?
Yes. She didn't notice the ship had left port.
Do you think you could find me a doctor?
Well, I want you both to know it's been a real pleasure
I know what's different.
Two years.
Oh, captain, I'm glad we ran into you.
Sorry. Heh.
That was real nice of him.
I haven't had much practice lately.
We built a very meaningful relationship.
I'm surprised Julie didn't notice her.
Because in a moment of madness I uncorked my checkbook
Now chant.
I'll simply remove one small smidgen titian like this:
I just can't believe
Who's stalling?
I thought it was great.
And if you snore, I'll stuff you out the porthole.
Anyway, what I'm looking for
Let me tell you somethin', kid.
Cold?
Thanks for everything.
Well, the doctor says he has a case of gastrointestinitis
Drop cloths?
but this is just another cruise.
That's okay with me. He's worth waiting for.
Just a minute, officer.
Uh-oh, time for my pill.
I'm here for solitude and the sea air.
"One gallon cadmium base,
I'm the bust.
Well, it's nice to have you on board.
You bring the groom.