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- And why is Marge here? - I came up with the idea.
Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.
- [Flatulent Sound] - [Laughter]
[Groans] Seymour, it's 7:30. Where were you?
- What about the dog food? - My theory is Skinner likes dog food.
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady.
Time for our weekly silhouette.
- Here, Mother. Let me help you. - Get your hands off me!
My life lost all meaning.
[Skinner Narrating] I don't know why I did what I did.
I don't care. His mom doesn't care. Do any of you care?
- These are in honor of his army days. - That explains the flags.
Spencer Rattler’s reign of terror is over!
- He lied about his name. - His name doesn't matter.
Miss Hoover, which one is "one"?
but the lie made us both happier than the truth ever could have.
- Why are you all dressed up? - I'm sick of this house, and I'm sick of you!
You're, uh- You're right, Sergeant.
They're full of tiny bones, so I want you to be careful.
- [Men Shouting] - [Gunfire]
But Mr. Tamzarian pulled himself up from the streets...
I'll wind her every day.