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Hi. Dina Fawkes, assistant manager.
I don't speak Spanish, sorry.
from NPR, and she was on her phone the entire time.
You could actually do that right now.
I'm not... I had your poster on my wall
Well, crap away, lady.
The... green card store?
Are you... Mateo, you're an American citizen, right?
Just that, technically, America's number one.
It's not magic.
That's exactly what you said
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, Garrett.
Wha... really?
Believe me, I have plenty of documents.
Glenn?
We could shoot them out of a cannon.
I want to show you something, okay?
You're off the team.
Forget the whole thing.
It's the Olympics!
Housewares!
where you write down your realistic dreams?
I'm not cool.
Norwegian.
What are you... what are you talking about?
Suck it, Glenn!
I can't compete with this.
and use, like, streamers?
- Uh, Glenn. - No, Myrtle!
"Go to Disneyland."