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Why, boy...
Would've been good.
All right, now if you'll just give UncIe Sam your autograph here.
Save it for later.
Here you go. There you go. Hand them off there, boys.
I'm getting too old for this shit!!
John!
-Do you have your papers? -Yes. Here.
Don't scratch them.
Yes, sir. You can count on me, sir.
We zip in….. We zip out. It’s only the Ukraine for Pete’s sake!
...all the way back, a double backflip.
BLOWN UP SIR!
Move it!
There we are, Winger. Ain't no more drill sergeant.
You're all in this together.
Guess What Alberto...
I want you to call me Russell, and I'm gonna call you by your first names...
You know, my father was here during the war.
In the last two hours...
Now, since nobody else has got the guts...
There must be a bathroom here somewhere.
Oh, Cruise, it's been a lot of fun the first time, hasn't it?
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear… …and when I do, it’s usually something unusual
There's some questions I have to ask. They're a little personal.
Didn't Everybody Make It With A Beautiful MP Tonight
Fifteen, 16, 17....
Oh...you old dog you......
Like discipline and duty and honor and courage. You ain't got none of it.
What if the Russians were raping your sister?
You're a lean mean fighting Machine!
I'm gonna bust your butts...
It's like going into Wisconsin.
You get lots of travel. Kathmandu, guaranteed.
Welcome to Italy.
Gentlemen…we are in Germany!
You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem.
No, we're just good friends.
Ok
All I've got are a lot of bad habits and a lot of bad debts.
Where’s your boat, men? ...BLOWED UP, sir!
To take orders from me, who is--
John?
Men, welcome to the United States Army.
Excuse me, stewardess. Is there a movie on this flight?
Major Ellis would like you to look over these interim reports, captain, sir.
-I need 150! -One-sixty!
We don't have to worry...
No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to Iearn.
And then depression set in.
-...a hotel room somewhere. -Yeah.
-That's the fact, Jack! -That's the fact, Jack!
I'm with the U.S. Army, 41st Armored Division, Bravo Company.
...and big toe...
What is their struggle?
-Did you say that? -No, sir.
Let's go upstairs and check out the general's closets.
He's moving now. That's two.
-You're very competitive. -I don't wanna go back.
Stuuupid!!!
lighten up, karen!
-Here's proof. His nose is cold. -So is his brain.
That's a good idea.
If it's a Status 7 like you said, they went in undercover.
Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk.
They'd better be in there.
-Intelligence? -Some.
Oh, amazing.
...left this military post without permission.
You see, it’s Wednesday so all the trucks go southbound on I-81 If it were Thursday, they would be going northbound.
Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure.
I've seen the kind of guys that enlist in the Army.
-Is this good? Is this good? -It's great. Oh, it's perfect.
It's softball and low bridges.
Most guys couldn't even handle you.
...and make me proud.
Halloween Thanks Mayor
This is the EM-50?
Oh, my God, what an idiot. He's working on it.
-Yes, sergeant. -I didn't hear you.
They got a hundred Baryshnikovs running around.
You know, there's a strip search before you get on the bus.
Well, you lose. If you would've had four fours, you would've won.
Dare me. Go on, bluff me. Come on.
Soldier, the Army has spent a lot of money teaching you how to fire that.
I'm a gentleman. Now stop it.
We go down to the motor pool.
-Winger! Oh, I'm so glad! -What are you doing here?
I'm falling apart here.
We are in Germany !
Do you? That means that our forefathers...
Listen, if this is gonna get you in trouble, we'll leave. All right?
How do you win?
...we got women can climb that better than you. Get up!
Reveille is 0500.
Did you check him off, Louise?
...and the rest of you got the weekend off. Dismissed!
Come on, you know my sister.
...or I got ways of finding out myself.
this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested
Chad Kelly
What happened to your contract Blown Up Sir
Launching Ubuntu OS in a container
Keep it moving! Let's go!
And when he sees what total fuck-ups you really are...
Three o’clock! We're missing it!
-Okay? -It sounds easy.
Hey, where's the EM-50?
Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
I don't know what kind of shit you pulled at graduation...