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I don't think I've ever been this happy.
Hi, sarge.
My hobbies are fast cars and fast women. That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser."
Stupid jerks.
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST, BUDDY.
-What a darling border guard. -Is there a bathroom here?
Do the words "act of war" mean anything to you, huh?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
All I know is we finally get to impeachment somebody
We got some naked animals in here we don't want you to see.
Have that removed, Corporal.
Hut, ho, hut!
Son, there ain’t no draft
Any of you guys call me Boo... and I’ll kill ya.
...we've never been in a Winnebago."
You're already dirty. C'mon.
Yes, sir?
Golf Scorecard Turn-in
Hi.
So, what do we do now?
...and start worrying about how you're going to pass muster at graduation.
...a-one, two:
-It's Winger! -We're free!
-We can do this, right? -There's no way in hell we can do it.
-We'd have to, wouldn't we? -Yeah.
Good morning.
Thank you.
-John, is that you? -Yeah.
Hey...Gaige Grosskreutz
Felony?
And right shoulder, ho!
All right, now this is the second time we've let you guys off.
-No! -Yeah, I do.
I've never gone this way before.
Fall out!
Best bunk, right here.
-Oh, it's good in stew, yeah. -Yeah, put about 30 in there.
UncIe Hulka?
any of you homos tilt in the first half and I'll kill you
There was one?
Abbey!! Welcome to Italy.
All right, Klaus, hold it up right here.
Tell me.
-Okay. Let's look. -Yeah, that's a much better plan.
You coming in?
I don't care, sergeant. Just load the truck, and let's move out.
-We're missing it. -Let's go.
Buona sera, gentlemen.
For chrissakes, captain. We broke through the--
And I want to thank you for making me join the Army.
Thank you, captain.
touch me, touch my stuff and I'll kill you
-Okay, down on your knees. -Sounds good.
So you better hit them bunks, my little babies...
I know I don't want to take you to the airport. How about that, huh?
And I want you to think real hard about it.
...ten-hut!
Platoon...
Well, I was kind of thinking we'd get a couple companions this weekend.
Are those my men. Corporal?
Well, where are my men?
-No, I'm deserting. -You idiot!
What kind of training?
You got something in a low-rise bikini? Mesh, if possible.
-Yes, sir? -Colonel Glass to see you, sir.
They make me a black belt.
Look at that. Bend over. Drop the soap. Oh, tits. Good.
And I don't think I want to take your abuse.
-You're getting good. -Starting to get the hang of it.
Pills.
Call me Francis
Isn't this fun? You're pretty good for a first time, really.
Top Says
We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers.
Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out...
We're so damn lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?
Move it!
Okay, find that truck, and we find them.
Get your butt down, soldier. You'll get it shot off someday. Move it!
Guys! Hey!
It's real heavy.
Oh, goodbye.
There are two things I promised myself I'd never do:
Come on Marlow
THIRTY THREE.
Pizzas!
Hold that, corporal.
Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea to march today.
Mayday. Code 21, Status 7. Mayday. Code 21, Status 7.
You've got some warped idea about the Army.
Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?
73 BALLAN 73 BALLAN 00973
Lighten up, Peanut.
My name is Russell Ziskey...
Lighten up, Sandy
Attention!
The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog, Sir!
Bathroom, girls. Bathroom.
Okay, major, let's go!
Now set it and fire it.
I want to party with you cowboy...
Piaf.....She should be here
Hey Nasdaq Bell-Ringer Guy
Happy Birthday Putin What happened to Putin’s Bridge
He's almost set. He's eyeing that rug.
What, you want me to run for the Senate?