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smashed through the front of the building
Anyway, these types of immature, drunken high jinks
since I invented the Yanket!
This is for all the teachers who told me
Oh, hi, Brian.
But now you can.
PETER: But it was Chardonnay.
was trying to climb in the dishwasher?
and Joe, you're our Peter.
but that's not all!
♪ MCA with the bottle ♪ ♪ D rocks the can ♪
Nah, I'm just gonna stay here until the sun comes up
It's a phonograph... Phonograph!
Every father ever
The Simpsons
It lights up a room using electrical...
Sir, I'm gonna need to see some I.D.
of Mayor West to call it Peter's Law.
I was just trying to get you in bed.
I'll thank you not to check out my pubic hair.
Pornhub
That was a croquet ball.
I can't drink anymore?
Why's Jerome serving booze to Brian?
(belches)
I-I remembered how much fun we used to have together.
we have eunices for all occasions:
How would you like to build,
Uh, yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Mayor.
Even if I don't always act like it.
I needs my Proseccos!
I'd never amount to nothing.
2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 7 x 7 x 13 x 17 = 649740
Peter, what's wrong?
And if we can't trust
That's him, Officer!
Man, I haven't made money this easy
Ugh, this seems like a weird place to even use a condom.
climbing a flight of stairs.
Hey, can one of you guys with elbows
This is awesome!
while attempting a drunken stunt.
Are you kidding me?!