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(fire alarm ringing)
there was no way.
And if there's one thing
You-you don't believe I have ten dollars?
Did you know that my dad once called me a mistake?
Lights up a room using electrical stuff!
That last one was more caliente than hot.
Bruce? Jeffrey?
No, Peter, don't you see?
And it gives people the courage to sneak onto their mayor's
Okay, you're, you're jealous
Our mayor, Jay Leno.
Ow, damn it!
Peter, is there something you want to tell me?
Hi, everybody!
'cause we weren't old enough.
um, upping my price to $12.50.
(grunting)
t rex
Go to hell! You used me.
What the hell?
Just follow my lead.
dr gil
Sitting on the hard floor's good for your back, too.
spending time with you when the drinking age was raised?
Well, I want to masturbate, but I'm just so darn cold.
Uh, actually, I am.
Hey, I, uh, I-I appreciate
♪ That funky monkey ♪
sleeps with her students.
Main man?
Wait a minute.
What's that thing you're working on?
I've been doing some research, and it says here
but, like, out of my neck and back.
Why am i glitch- oh i'm not gltched%%%%%%%%%%%%