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but I can always look back on my life and say I went for it.
Crap. But come on, you got to change that law!
Hahsh Hshsh
Aren't you the guy who cried in that meeting?
I can't do it with you watching.
Brian, he's only using you to buy alcohol!
I'll give you ten bucks if you drink
Aw, man, the library.
Well, except for that one time.
I rule!
Nothing. Let's watch a Scarlett Johansson movie.
for anybody under 50.
WOMAN: It's upstairs, Oliver!
Okay, Peter, I know how we can get the law changed.
Am not! Prove it.
is to get the gays angry about it.
Fourth prize (Applause)
Just as I suspected.
Shut. Up.
I'm wasted.
Of course put the flag up!
Don't-don't-don't tell us that now.
Why am i glitch- oh i'm not glitched
and Goldman's Pharmacy is fully stocked on cough syrup,
We are gonna get so wasted!
shark
What am I gonna do?
It helps us forget about our day
Yeah, they're right there. Oh, my God!
Peter's lying.
Uh, sure.
Hi, we're here from the '80s FBI.
went on to become
Yeah, I haven't been drunk in a day.