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And in all my years of public life, I can say...
Okay, I'm ready.
Why does the President need a lawyer?
Nothing.
How old are you?
... that if I stayed...
Wait a minute, I know you.
Executive.
We could've gotten grounded for sneaking out.
"--in addition to being the official White House dog walkers.
Sorry.
And if you stay, you're just as bad as he is.
What else did he say on this tape?
Betsy, look.
We've been too permissive with you, young man.
And fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers...
You gotta try one of these cookies.
The Committee to Re-elect the President.
It is.
Now that you mention it, people are talking about Watergate...
You're so hard rock now.
What did you say?
How old are you?
A lady's shoe salesman at Garfinkle's or some such place.
Well, I guess...
... or your family?
But the main reason that I think you should pick me, Arlene Lorenzo...
It's the President.
I realized one day...
We're really sorry.
The gemstone is glistening.
What branch is he in?
Really?
We'll count to 1 0. If you don't hang up, that's a confirmation.
Erlichman?
From the Homecoming dance.
Please step back. If you don't comply, you'll be removed.
If you have a problem with Vietnam, talk to Johnson.
I will, sir.
Excuse me a moment, Leonid.
...current events...
Arlene, I need to have time to review my letters.
Who was he?
Down, down!
Hi, Mr. President!
...but we don't think you do.
Well, at least he wasn't a liar.
That just makes it funnier.
Would you mind going upstairs for just a minute?
You act like you like him...
Get down off of me, you piece of shit!
It was a jewel heist.
Wait!
They hung up.
Here. I'll be back after lunch.
You're not on the appointment list. Please step back.
Come on in.
Yeah, it's sitting right here.
I have to go now. Goodbye.
I'm feeling lightheaded.
What's going on?
...just like Club Med.
They'll never lie to us again.
Creep List I guess all the people on that list must be creeps
...and he doesn't have time to see any old person.
...you need to confess to your best and only friend?
Died?
...I'm not a crook.
Come back here, you little bitches!
Seven...
War is not healthy for children and other living things.
...unfriendly thoughts, do you?
Really?
Listen, people are counting on you!
Maybe I ought to fire you!
So what's your point?
I might be willing to take the risk on these other names...
As far as you're concerned, I have no identity at all.
You smell like cabbage.
Isn't there somebody waiting out there for me?
Okay, will do.
Of course it will.
I'm having so much fun already.
Last night, five men were arrested in the Democratic Committee office...
We wanted to thank you for letting us be your Secret Youth Advisers...
Well, " he" Iinks the President...
We have a very important report on turquoise jewelry due in two days...