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Arlene?
-This is cartoon Dick. -It's cute. I like that one.
I have something to say.
Code yellow, central corridor.
Nice to see you.
Your brother's not that bad. Not that I like him.
I'm sorry, Bob.
I think he's a vampire.
When you rest your hand on my stomach.... I want to suck yor penis.
...whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her.
In fact, they're frozen again.
...and we can't find books on it, and the President is having us followed.
In a series of events that rocked the nation...
Girls! Arlene, Betsy!
I should give that a listen.
The President trusts us with national issues."
...amid the Watergate scandal.
And you're prejudiced, and you have a potty-mouth!
Take me with a doggie.... .......so I feel your hard stomach on my buttocks.
I have deadlines. This is The Washington Post.
Yeah, Deep Throat. Well, tell me about Deep Throat.
Call me Dick.
Why cant you see that I honestly love you
And Carl Bernstein, Washington Post.
This is our White House souvenir.
-And Betsy's brother just got drafted. -He's maintaining.
Nice painting of a boat.
I want to make sure it recorded.
Let's ask the President to stop the war.
I love you
Look.
I think they're having sex now.
It's not right.
Why were they shredding all that paper?
You actually have this document in your possession?
Ladies, this way.
Okay, I wouldn't go that far.
We gotta hurry!
Mr. President?
What?
I've never felt this way about anybody...
I need to go to the bathroom. Will you excuse me?
I'm familiar with these young ladies.
...when you think of your President...
One more question, Mr. Liddy.
Really?
And I really dug the way you used fantasy...
We can go shopping after we meet them.
...and I have some very important information concerning Watergate...
... of Presidential Counsel John Dean....
You know, today...
...and you find out your fiancÈ's dad is your dad too...
Dick just disgusts me now.
Look, I found these old magazine clippings...
...at The Washington Post!
I'm tripping heavily already.
Well, I guess you're not, Bob.
You're trying to horn in on my source.
Something's in my ass.
...l shall resign the Presidency...
...the most powerful country in the world...
...ten.
Four more years! Four more years!
Look how cute you are. Come here.
Oh, thank you!
Wait, wait, wait.
...but what the heck.
It sounded like him.
Hand Job.
You little lying sacks of shit are the matter!
It's fun being a Secret Youth Adviser.
No. That's Brad.
-Take care. -Okay. You take care too.
Let me get this straight. You're saying the President of the United States--
But the old drugs aren't working.
I could see it in your eyes
tonight i'll be eating 87 double bacon deluxe salad hamburgers a burger wrap and a spiced up grill from sumo salad in whitfords. tonight i'll be eating 78 flake mcflurrys 87 cheeseburgers and a thick egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds in whitfords.
I'll take care of it.