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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Did you say dick cream? - No.
Oh, God!
Holy cow!
Debbie Epstein has, like, playboy titties!
Yes, folks, it's true. I said, I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
- Oh, fuck my cock! - What does it say?
we give it our best shot, and we try to come from behind at the last minute...
I've got them making miniature black holes with paper clips and soot.
# It's gonna be all right #
And one, and one. Step aside. Step aside.
It's sort of hackneyed. Tried and done before.
This is for you.
My name is Keith Stack.
Good-bye.
# Even though we ain't got money #
My baby!
I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked.
Haven't you been listening to what we've been saying? We're trying to get our friend laid.
so the early bus to Boston can pick them up at 7:30 a.m.
and lie to your friends about a summer romance that didn't even happen.
It was in 1908 that the first American summer camps were founded in the Catskills.
Okay. Okay.
Come on, what?!
# Show me the fever #
Don’t go
Okay, Henry it is.
Don't tell me. Don't even tell me you have crabs.
Looks like everything worked out for you two.
Radical.
It's very...
Fuck you, dyke
Coop, the camp goat took a shit in the infirmary.
I mean, yes, actually. Yes, it is. It was.
Whoo!
Fuck no, dude. She's hot! In fact, fuck off.
No, I will not fuck off
Hey. Hey!
# I'm like a working-class dog and I just get by #
Sorry.
- Steven Schenk... - Beth!
This is crazy. This is crazy.
Is there a U.F.O. in the sky?
I said stick team.
You see? this is us,
that there is no Broadway ditty...
# Of love # Wait for me, Abby Bernstein. Wait for me, my darling.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Andy? Are you gonna clean that up?
Wow! You're a professor. What do you teach?
Your craft is a muscle! You need to exercise it!
It's no big deal. they were totally cool.
Where to start? Well, the obvious one.
Yes, folks, it's true. I said, I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
- Rachel Schwartz. - No.
What?
# To love thee more dearly #
Let's give a Firewood welcome to Mr. Alan Shemper!
- Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure.
Wait for me Abby Bernstein .. wait for me my darling
# And everything will bring a chain #
- Where is he? - He's calling from inside the camp.
- Shh. Just breathe. Shh. - It's so sad.
- Is that how everybody feels? - Yeah.
It sounds like well-worn territory.
Douche bags are hygienic products. I take that as a compliment.
Dude, that's kind of sad.
# Day by day #
Let's go, girls! You look hot.
So it is and it isn’t
# Summer #
When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts.
We have put together an unlikely...
Coop, goat shit.
Boo!
Abby!
- You french great. - Andy!
Oh, cool!
PG, library...
What are you doing here?
But the brothers don't even need to raise their voice.
Wait.