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prancing around on stage making my life a living hell!
I love you.
Sorry, folks for the coitus interuptus, if you will.
- Hey, Neil, what's up? - Victor abandoned the raft trip,
- What do you say? - I think we'll take a rain check, Beth.
I'm ready to give our marriage another shot. What do you say?
Oh, Henry, I'm so happy.
Why else would she be talking to you?
Katie! Are you in here?
- Then I want her. - You're being ridiculous.
- Okay. City? - God, you're really... Augusta.
You have a friend? I'm kidding
Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic.
Let's do it!
today is the big culminating, climactic softball game...
- Why are you being such an asshole? - I gotta finish my breakfast.
- What about Katie? - Who?
# He heard one guitar #
You snooze, you lose, dude.
So listen, they just aren't into it. It's kind of trite.
No doubt about it. And that's great.
But Andy is like cut from marble. He's gorgeous.
# Making believe that you just don't feel the same #
from before.
I'd like to introduce us to the emcee for the evening.
Like the new look. Tres chic.
You're a loser. You are a loser!
# Got a feeling tonight #
I think you know what I'm talking about.
One last, successful B.K.F.S.T...
- And it's heading right for the camp. - Oh, my God!
jindalee isn't fixaleak or wendyabompalee or justinflickeree or azoorey or naughtyalee or nicealee or crowaree or ravendissarray or ravenndrakumaroisortaray or aquaventerture or postalee or swangaraeleme
I gotta go and call my bud and see how his grades are.
You better write to me. I'm gonna miss you so much!
Look, Gene, I've never told anyone this before.
library!
- Looks like she's playing the flute. - Oh, wow. kinky.
I just want it to be special. Fuck you, dyke!
I'm up for tenure this fall.
- I know, I know. Gail, listen to me. - I'm a loser. What?
I've got my drones working hard on a breakfast time rock... Hey.
Really?
Before we start, I'd just like to say, that the bowlers you're about to see suck dick. Never the less, please welcome them
- No way! - No way?
# It comes to you as no surprise #
"You have a friend?" "I'm kidding"
And I love it that sometimes for no reason, you're late for shul.
and now the kids are about to go over devil's canyon rapids!
I need an apartment for two people.
He is like, cut, from marble. He's gorgeous.
Hey, Abby.
You guys!
- but what was your name again? - Oh, my God.
- Yeah, you're not really a slut type. - Yes, I am.
You snooze you lose dude
Shh. It's happened.
The 'Nam.
- I'm gonna find you a woman today. - Honestly, don't worry about it.
Coop, Coop, don't leave.
So what…you’d…would you Put on a clean pair of pants?
for breakfast we had to eat scrambled pterodactyl eggs...
Coop, seriously... Fuck off.
- What are you doing? - I'm going back to camp.
because I've always wanted you.
Gotta talk to this kid.
Yes!
- I swear to God! - What? Wha...
- How was the waterfront this morning? - It was good.
some crayons...
It's not gonna work for you. Okay, how about this as a compromise?
Secret handshake?
In the back room.
No, as mousse for your hair. Right! Right!
Don’t go
# Been feeling kinda restless #
Let’s say 8 so we get there by 8:30
Hello. Hi.
so don't eat too many barbecued bovine muscles.
It’s always fun to get away from camp! Even if it’s for an hour!
# Nothing to fear it's only desire #
Beth's going into town. Let's go! Wait, wait!
Alias, The Beekeeper.
No. Well, yes, but that's not the point.
# Put his head to the wall and like a distant scream # - I'm up!
- You really like astrophysics? - I love it! It's my biggest hobby. I love it.
You know, it's weird, Coop.
Oh, she wants to fuck me. So help me God.
- It would be just... - I said no!
PG, library...
Um, you're gonna think this is so shallow,
It's working!
You guys aren't supposed to be out of your bunks.