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You already have the job.
Okay.
I'm gonna sleep up all night.
Ok I want you to be my productivity czar
You know, you can run this stuff by Toby.
Okay. It's gonna be great.
Great. Except I don't want to be a receptionist anymore.
So, how do I do that?
normal wear and tear.
STANLEY: No, I didn't.
She's turning 50 this year.
Just act normal.
I know the price points.
I'm gonna do a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Bandit, no! No, no, no!
Are you interviewing, too?
your "i need you to" is my command
He finally has a story we really want to hear, and he knows it.
That is either an incense dispenser
I am aware of the effect I have on women.
My German is preindustrial and mostly religious.
Andy, he's gone.
You know, 'cause you're leaving and everything.
And as I went to go home sick, I looked back and said, "You have no idea how high I can fly."
Right.
Scotch and Splenda.
And then your margins will be razor-thin.
Fireside Girls is Double Bogey
Yes. He loved to facilitate communication.
Best-case scenario,
And he knows it
(BEEPING) Oh!
You ready? Yeah.
He (Nevada) finally has a story we all want to hear and he knows it
and I said, "You have no idea how high I can fly."
There was a sundae bar.
And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived,
Right.
Do you want me to translate the German instructions for you?
And surprisingly, there is a very big difference
Hey, Michael. Hey.