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With all due respect, ma'am, you know, the banks will still be,
Hey, you know, we have to get to your next meeting at the...
SUE: Oh, and you have a drop-by at a brunch
my actual policy meeting into a meaningless photo op.
Uh, nice to meet you.
Unbelievable numbers. Though also tragic.
and Gabby Ramos doing press in Carson City
Maybe you should put on your regular shoes for a little bit?
It's got to get... yeah, yeah, yeah.
You didn't tell me faggy hair was here.
The shit you do is such bullshit.
- The Eagle. - That'd be amazing.
I thought my $2,000 donation only entitled me to a photo.
I'm sure the Dow is rocketing skywards as we speak.
Hi, Amy, Dan.
- Cool, let's go. - Yeah.
Here's your stupid bottle.
that was our dorm and it was repulsive.
Now, most of the voting here is touch screen,
Tell Tom that I get dibs on that.
- Yeah. - (CUPS RATTLE)
You know what? I am sick of your micromanaging bullshit.
Good to see you. Nice to see you.
the Native American precincts from the recount list.
MAN: Welcome to Nevada.
'Cause I was at Smith. No, it's a Smith joke.
Morning, Madam President. It's 5:00 A.M.
Seriously, if Tom thinks I'm gonna win Nevada, I'm gonna win.
and thanking some of the volunteers for their hard work
okay, well, fooled me with that one. (LAUGHS)
No, no, no, guys. I want you to hear this.
- I am. Good to see you. - Yes, good to see you, too.
We called him Fatty Dicksuckle
Oh, just hang up on her. Wait, where is Catherine?
because the signatures didn't match the voter rolls,
Hey, Grimace. What are you...
All right, so do we have any idea
To thank them for what?
- Hello? - SELINA: Okay, what's happening, Amy?
DAN: Absolutely.
- All right, guys. Right this way. - SELINA: Okay.
I don't care for movies.
- Oh, my God! - This is favorable news.
They left that off our fifth grade tour.
We got... votes.
Oh, Bob, I need to introduce you to Amy Brookheimer
Not exactly take.
- Could he testify to that? - I'm sorry, he's passed.
So what's the press saying about our banking task force?
We will get right on it, ma'am, sir.