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Name just one.
Well, whatever.
Actually, Mom can't take care of him, she's out of town
The Travel Channel presents,
Okay, from the top.
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Books?
Those are my farts.
to review Paul Greengrass' Captain Phillips.
It was on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
Well, I guess Babs has her work cut out for her.
You know, Chris, you've got a grandpa
Well, let's all go home, you guys.
Holy Crap It Smells Like Farts in Here
Peter, you know, i-it might help Chris
I was thinking we could spend some time together.
I would give all the money to charity.
Don't you want someone to bond with.
Peter... did you marry me for my money?
I-I mean, what about Mom?
Wow.
But you know what?
Well, what's in it for ol' Pete?
Ugh, I am. I've been busting my ass
I... I don't have the parenting skills necessary
D-Did I use that right? Perk? Yes, Peter.
How's he doing? Not good.
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I...
You're... you're not gonna take the money?
That's right, pumpkin. And I have an important announcement to make.
Anyway, I don't plan on losing out on any of that money.
than we ever have before.
Can I meet the family?
* It seems today that all you see *