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No. You can do it basically
Oh, thank God.
that carries around the fat black people.
Hey, Dad. Are you busy?
Sorry I'm late.
I don't know. I-I just kind of felt
Hey, next time I want to try it with my hand.
Yeah, Dad, I did.
We're not supposed to be doing this.
It wasn't a wig, it was a hair system.
So many have fallen.
There it is. It's on Van Buren!
That's what we do! Okay, great.
That's not even him!
No! That was just in your mind.
Jynx Shinx
* You can feel it in your nose *
And I don't care who knows it!
Are you gonna pay for the pizza?
So if you ask me, we got to start sucking up to Chris right away.
doing things like playing catch and going fishing, right?
No.
Last time I was at Grandpa's,
that barely made it through the weekend without breaking up?
"Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa.
for years now, I've been planning on retiring at 45
What master plan?
You know what? I say, good for Chris
and I want to give you some money for all your time.
for major-league butt stuff, I don't know what is.
Because, Chris, it takes time to plan a perfect wedding.
I... uh...
Chris, there comes a time when every man looks at his son
* Hit me with your best shot
I say we never speak of this again.
as if I'm the greatest chef in the world,