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Ha, some story about the Navy."
My science teacher gave it to me
Ready? And... go!
Tree by the library?
so now I feel all this pressure
they wouldn't believe it.
and then flip the compliment into a critique.
an embarrassing thing about me, I'd be fine with it.
Gorilla.
I did it!
Okay, but if you're gonna say it...
at the end of words already on the board.
I never knew "port" and "starboard" meant "left" and "right".
I hit you with an "S."
Short?
I've got a double molar transplant in, uh, 15 minutes.
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For the last few months,
Okay. Great. Fine. All right, great.
Why are we sitting in a circle?
She told Marvin,
I don't know where to look.
Maybe if you tell us
Of course.
Honey?
Nothing. I'm doing great. Zero complaints.
Uh... woman singing.
Whatever it is, just say it.
I feel terrible.
When we moved to Orlando and I had no friends,
I swear he does.
I don't know if Foxy should give a eulogy
I've got to stop her.
Uh...
Sounds like murder!