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Here's the rule. The moment her toothbrush hits your sink,
Who does his daughter always remind me of?
Preferably something two-ply.
- Same job, different outfit. - True dat.
Cool. Bring toilet paper.
Come on, the guy's been on the list for three years.
Sorry, I'm a little preoccupied.
I feel really good about this.
SURE. Just bring your own toilet Paper.
The worm has turned, huh? Don't bother.
It's important it goes to the person
As a surgeon, the person I'm closest to is the guy who's giving us the liver.
Oh, it's going to be a great day.
Relax, Newbie, the gimp is chained up.
Nah.
It's back. Look, if it makes it easier, you can just pretend I'm Carla.
...face reality and realise things are never gonna change between us.
Sorry. It's from playing in a Christian rock band,
I don't care. Drinking makes you truthful.
God, I need something to get me out of this. Anything.
Damn.
I finally have a liver with your name on it.
He is a complete tool.
Now.
- How'd you get Dr Cox to like you? - Dr Cox said he liked me?