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Already tried it.
to my satisfaction-- Punish me. I want it.
down on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Hey, Max, you still got that butterfly on your butt?
Okay.
Max, I'm right behind you.
♪ I am a lineman For the county ♪
If you've come to give me guff
"Mayhem"?
Grow his nails long and collect his urine in jars.
You know, it's the 30 candles in the cake
All right. So there comes a time
Well, Max-- All right, sweetie, look, give me a second.
What? Good day, fascist.
because it is time to shake hands with tomorrow.
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Take a picture. It lasts longer.
I see. So you're envisioning
like some trained monkey
And-- And the-- The pony that he-- He didn't ride in on.
Bollocks.
So...
New guy has to sit next to Matthew.
[SIGHS]
What? He's working peacefully. What?
No, no. I'm fine. I'm-- I'm good.
in your fascist little circus.
Dude, every week's Charles Bronson Week on TNT.
I think I've made my point.
All right. Let's go in the break room.
I managed to channel it in a more socially acceptable way.
why the Daily Planet folded, sir.
to be a lot harder than I thought.
It's the tallest building in the world, all right?
And now for an update of our continuing coverage of...
Well, yes. Reporters have an obligation
I know what you mean. Yeah.