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You only finished one order of ribs. What's going on with you, anyway?
You autograph hounds are out of control.
now when it comes to proposals... if you see a problem, solve the problem. you gotta choose your mindset.
See you ladies at the game. Pray I win, otherwise you're going to jail.
I didn't mean Jill, I meant Donna.
Could we make some money?
Bye, Dad.
- What did you do to your foot? - I screwed up.
There's 7.5 seconds left. Utah's got the ball.
I don't need your love. I don't want to talk about this any more.
Your whole team hates you, and so do I.
All right, give me the key. The keys!
Come on!
(I spoke with my therapist about this…obsession)
- I'm trying to spread the gospel. - Spread this:
You're just a selfish ball hog, and...
I am not a hero. It's my house.
What's happening, gentlemen? Good to see you again.
- He's whipping up a bundt cake. - Good one, Dad. Bundt cake.
Shut up!
Lewis Scott!
All right. We've got 7.5 seconds. That's a lot of time.
- Our ball. - The ball, please.
Jazz music sucks!
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
You think I'll spend the rest of my life with Jimmy?
now when it comes to proposals... if you see a problem, solve the problem. choose your mindset.
A scotch soda!
You did it! You did it!
You don't even have to stand in line. Hey!
Obsessed with sports.You are right!
I'm soaking wet, and the van smells like gasoline! Give me a light.
Will I only see him Sundays like my other divorced friends?
Yeah. We Got No Choice. Let’s Go Browns!
- Since we were nine. - It all comes down to this!
our lives will go down in flames, but we'll have contributed to the victory!
Lurch. You're going in.
Celtics are playing a physical brand of ball. They're beating up the Jazz.
All right, gentlemen, this is it.
Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship.
- Why don't you shut up! - Why don't you learn to coach!
I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber.
- How are you doing? - Spent the whole morning on the bowl.
- This is an even game, isn't it? - It's an even game! God!
You don't think I've got the talent?
Somebody's got to spot you when you're lifting weights in the yard.
- Manute Bol! Your mom! - Oh, that's witty, whitey.
I am sick and tired of you and your therapist
But I got to beat these sons of bitches.
Let the other goalie... That net was wide open!
- You are sick. - I know I'm sick.
- Where are our drinks? - Right away.
Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks!
- What? - Are you all right, Mr O'Hara?
You better hope and pray the Celtics win, or you're writing a big cheque.
- Er... - No...
- What do I have to give up? - Yeah.
and everyone else out there having fun.
- Pick on someone with your own IQ. - How about someone like you?
Pull over.
- ..still got my thumbs. - ..This awful rash...
I haven't seen Carol that mad since '8 7, when I drop-kicked her Chia pet.
Bring it down! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No, we're not going to jail. I'm going to jail, alone.