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♪ That's the night ♪ ♪ That the lights went out in Georgia ♪
A person who makes me ponder and grow.
All year.
Mother's not that bad.
- [CHUCKLES] - Because you slam things on the counter
- we don't even leave butt-impressions. - [CHUCKLES]
Or you're just both losing spatial awareness.
No, it's obviously important, just...
You're worried about what people will think,
Okay. [CHUCKLES]
Oh, my God. My mom is exactly the same.
♪ I don't wanna let you down ♪
Okay. Do you have a stopwatch or should I just self-time?
[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
It's dangerous.
Is that in reference to your daddy and me?
We'd like to tour your facility and see if they can handle
[SCOFFS]
Uh...
I...
Hey. Sorry, the lock-in meeting ran late.
♪ But your young bride ♪ ♪ Ain't home tonight ♪
you have my full permission to slap me.
Um...
- That's a sensual place. - Mm.
4 p.m.? No!
My mom, when she is stressed, we are all stressed.
- Hurry up. - Okay.
Oh, my goodness. Hey! [CHUCKLES]
Stop it. It's not funny.
Please stop. Don't ever do that...
Well, we all have a first love, baby.
Ah, save it.
When did you first taste this flavor profile?
Say yes, please.
- Mm. - Why do women complain so much?
And do your...
To give you something special.
I hope I can hear your song.
[BOWSER CHUCKLES]
You two need anything else?
The baguettes, hard cheese...
Oh, you're back.
Okay? Let's try not to screw it up.
You seem off... lately.
Did you save me a bite of that cheesecake?
through his super-secret- no-paparazzi-Beyoncé-back-door.
♪ He said, "Hi, what's new?" ♪
I can take over.
That's not why she left.
Oh, baby,
♪ She's tough ah-hah ♪
♪ Call nine-one-one! ♪
♪ Well, she's so ♪
But you ain't got to wait around for nothing no more.
Goodbye, Mickey Mouse ears
♪ But now you are staged ♪
But carefully. Precious cargo.
[ANDERSON CHUCKLES]
Your sister hates me.
No. No, where were you?
[BLAIR GASPS]
- Yes, please. - All right, you sure?
Good.
I'm done hiding parts of myself
and this is the most professional it's ever been.
which I have never heard described
I'll have, like, a bite.
- [SIGHS] - Oh.
What was there to like?
- It's nubbier than I'd imagined. - Yeah?
- Uh-uh. - Now that's Michelle's gone, you could...
God, you're deep.
What are you saying?
- O... Okay. - [FORCED CHUCKLE]
and, like, I don't know, paralyzed or something?
Uh, Terrance and I got to working and...
- Hey, Charlie, this is Blackheart. - Hi.
- [DRUMMING] - [HUMMING]