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Sifting through all the horrible stuff
Yeah! And the coolest thing?
You should see all the comments I'm getting.
I think there's a way to try and make this right for everyone.
It'd be... a really bad idea for you to charity shame me today.
That was nice.
[quietly] and put hamsters through college.
Butters, what are you doing?!
I... I-I can't...
[Music stops] [Choking]
These guys are here to protect my safe space.
so later at home, I put the picture up on my Yelp account,
And what color is the little ball the kittens are playing with?
So no one is ever labeled...
And thank you so much for being so generous.
Then you start today.
And tell the little hamster he's not going to college.
All my followers are actually way more stoked on me!
[bleep] you. You're all pricks.
♪ In my safe space ♪
I'm sorry, Eric. I-I guess it slipped through the cracks.
You're the one fat shaming, idiot!
I'm... I'm doing all this stuff!
And I typed in, "Don't I look ripped?"
♪ Rainbows all around me ♪
They've updated the system so it's a lot more streamlined now.
Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't one big liberal-arts college campus!
[Haltingly] Yes, I was just trying to do my job
Look at you. Vin Dipshit
Yeah, thanks.
I said you were perfect because you're really good
This is where I come for lunch every day.
I was having a nice day.