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He's a constant in my life.
No. I said your parents would meet you there.
- Babe, pull over. - I'm not pulling over.
Oh, that smell's gonna be with me for a while.
- Did you sleep with my sister? - Sleep? Like, in a bed? No.
The kids must have...
That's my zipper.
Who gives us coordinates?
Why would I bite it out?
Hey! That was $2.39 a gallon!
Okay, hold on. Who's 25?
- Caramel corn. - That's...
Pilot can play the violin if you want.
they're all a little finicky.
- Bobo. - What am I, a clown?
Sure. As long as the gas gauge works, that's all that matters.
- It's for my children. - God.
You play dumb.
You spilled it all over my sweatshirt!
- She's only 25. - Oh, come on.
A couple highway markers, tops. Right?
and your seat and it's gonna smell like a bus in here.
Listen, she was a mistake.
- What? - Ooh.
but your voice goes up like 18 octaves.
I should really stop bragging about that.
It's the only way I know how to hit... hard.
I don't buy that whole two-hour thing.
Because I'm on the no-fly list.
Say goodbye to a formerly great country, kids.
and non-denominational meditations tonight.
made worse by the fact that I fell in love
"We've established this. What are you doing."
you sure you want to?
and you're gonna spill it all over your pants
So maybe let's have a little perspective.
- Sorry. - What have you been eating?
Lie-flat beds.
What do you got?