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I Don't Know. Just Making Conversation With You, Morty.
Last Will and Testa-meow: Weekend at Dead Cat Lady's House 2.
Pedal to the metal, Morty.
So that always goes, you know, off by the wayside.
from infinite universes. Look.
- What's going on? I mean... - Relax, Morty.
Cloud Atlas.
Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it.
Or?
I wish you hadn't gotten that abortion,
Oh my God! Dad's in Cloud Atlas!
Now who wants to watch random, crazy TV shows from different dimensions...
Get away from my jolly ranchers cereal, yes
See? Watch, check this out! Can't eat that. Can't eat that.
Haven't we spent enough time on you?
Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, thats, you know...
Man. Woman. And now trunk men?
...a piece of toast! Two guys, with handle-bar mustaches!
I'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age.
I don't know. Just making conversation with you, Morty.
We just discovered a show called "Ball Fondlers".
And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast,
It's the brand-new... Sneezy XL.
Breaking News: Academy Award-winning actor Jerry Smith
On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world.
yes me mom's got disteria now and she's 0 years old! yes at -4999 to 888! yes snok snok after all the boingkids got her face punched in! yes dear the pharmisist had a snoot yes and gave her a perscription for peptamon and it hasen't work witshe othn speaking no more grannies!
Hey, Dad. W-w-what's going on?
yes boing boing if i did that i'd have to have a hip replacement boing boing i've got disteria and i'm 298 years old yes me toxkids are learning sex education with the sex birds at sex school! yes kiss kiss snok snok and me bumpkids yes with grandma raelene snell she'll settle for white wigs yes she'll snoot up ya bum with her cane! yes dear boing boing you're so wrinkled!
I don't know, do something with turquoise?
But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes.
Interesting fun fact, uh, Moynihan and piece of toast hate each other.
Rise of the Guardians