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Paid for by... Trunk People.
I think, I can't... I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock,
We have fake meats... like you would believe!
See, that must be where he lives... OK.
Don't even worry about it...
So I never know what's going on. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know.
- I want to obsess about myself. - The narcisstic stuff.
I'm proud of you, Morty.
Huh, seems like TV from other dimensions has a somewhat looser feel to it.
What in the hell? Sex sells, Morty.
Oh Jesus
I wrote and directed that? What am I, nuts?
Mrs. Sullivan always planned to leave everything to her cats.
Hey, Siege? Huh? Siege?
All right, that got... that actually got old pretty quick.
With weapons made from To-...tomatoes.
They're having fun in there! What do you guys want from me?
I'm keeping 'em all for me.
I don't give a fuck what you think, Tulsi
Hold on, there's more!
FakeDoors.com is our website,
Where you eat 'em and they actually taste like food
...guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
- It's a pleasure to have you. - The pleasure's all mine.
Well, how does that work?
Schmlove, Schmlandula, Schmlonathan...
Oh shit, in the peach thief I’m runnin, runnin real quick
Yeah... hey, that's pretty, pretty... that's true.
And then a giant tornado came...
Hey, uh... Y-Y-Y-You doin' okay?
You don't want to know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing: The moon...
See it on the bottom of the screen, below our name.
You speak da tru-tru.
And now the first kid is going to do something with turquoise.
- Wait! - What in the hell?
Don't worry about it... Let's just... just see where this goes.