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I don't have time to take it to the plant.
Linda Belcher? I'll take care of it.
Special delivery. I need someone to sign.
there was a vending machine with Burobu figures,
- Anyway. Bye. - Uh, Lin?
To be fair, I'm a lot.
Aw, I can't wait.
But then I went into the bedroom and called Gayle
- Yeah. - So it's Priority Express.
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Even if there is no little boy in there.
- Any extra... presents? - Extra gifts.
They need so much help they almost don't care
One, two, three...
Not that they'll come looking for us.
Just don't even bring it up.
I'm almost... sorta done.
Hello?
Maybe it's Mom and she's just being really formal?
Don't mess with a mail carrier.
Louise, now!
You're the buffer between me and your parents.
Just think. There's little presents in every one of these boxes.
Dirk. Dirk Moneyrich.
♪ Goin' to my temp job on Christmas Eve ♪
Oof. Sounds hard. But yeah.
Barrette.
Ooh, that's a good story, but Bob,
The gift for the little nephew.
Quick, put a stamp on me and tell him I'm the package.
All right, we got to do this quick.
in this package but a whole bunch of human poop.
Signature
Really? Crap.
Oh, he's so judge-y.
♪ Just 'cause it is the, 'tis the season ♪
You got to follow protocol.
It'll be the ottoman situation all over again.