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It's a carrot, stupid!
This pattern looks like a honeycomb.
Nothing fixes bad times like good food.
which burned off my great-grandpappy's beard,
Actually, Mom, Buddhism is really
Dead meat doesn't lie.
Are you feeling the pressure?
So from now on, I'm just gonna lie here
Never! Ever.
My old lady and I are saving up to live our dream
I'm done trying.
Investment banking.
Dad, please! No one's asking you to care.
Ah, this little flyover's crazy.
I'm a quitter.
I don't stink.
♪ Where crocodiles talk ♪
I win!
while they took the smoker?!
That'd be like Stephen Hawking selling his talking motorcycle.
That money was supposed to de-stink our children,
to be dramatic.
No pressure.
That's the ringtone from the scrapyard!
It's A Carrot Stupid
FDR Drive.
that sells all-natural peanut butter.
Don't worry, I know how to talk to these people.
has what it takes to win this Eat-down?
the universe takes away.
He never quit lying about his steroid use.
NYC!
I'm a grinder! A grinder!
Mmm...
Chinese is pretty good, too.
No way in hell.
But if I don't come home