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Oh, darn. My girdle had a blowout.
♪ It's time to light the lights
who has gone to the dogs.
What? But... I'm... I... I couldn't do that.
(plays the melody right)
♪ That's what I'm here to do
Uh, stand over here? Right over there.
My father asked the doctor, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
♪ Sleeping in the noonday sun
Within a month, I had developed black dandruff.
♪ Do not take my sunshine
(Phyllis plays melody badly)
(♪ funk)
I'm Rowlf.
Uh, Dr. Bob. Should I prepare the anesthetic?
I'm having too good a time. A girl just can't be miserable in this dump.
Gee, who is that? She is beautiful.
♪ Hug hugga wug wugga
Aw. Listen, you should stick around, Phyllis.
What's the big deal?
You got it? Here we go, yeah.
A person should stay young and dynamic
♪ A dime that way?
Wonderful, just wonderful.
♪ Celebrational, Muppetational
Tune in next week, when you will hear Nurse Janice say,
♪ Buggy buggy mugga mugga
Miss Phyllis Diller.
Oh, please...
I live in an apartment so small, my mouse has the gout.
He's always blowing his own horn.
(♪ funk)
♪ Wuggy buggy mugga mugga
♪ Buggy ♪ Buggy
Oh. Oh, that is depressing.
Oh, that's OK, Hilda. We love you like you are anyhow.
with our super, extra-special guest star -
He said, "A match."