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But if I can't get you drunk, you'll never tell me you love me.
- Did I ever tell you about how...? - How you've never had a birthday party?
Hey, check it out. Summer challenged me to make this pretentious art film...
most of the shots are too wide, and the dogma thing's been done to death.
why don't you guys Just install soap dispensers?
Ryan, this is amaxing.
Oh, it's Just a talent I have.
I love you.
Hey, ho's, come here.
- My son, the romantic. - Yeah.
- The oranges and reds totally bled together. - He was Just trying to show...
"There's something bothering me. Can you give me advice?"
He likes clown porn. Everyone should know.
- I don't have that many guy friends. - Who's got the time?
I'm not saying take it back.
Well, I hope so.
All right.
Look, she's Just haxing me.
- All right. - Can you tell me something?
Are you kidding me?
of gratuitously soulful shots of Al Gore staring out an airplane window.
But how are we gonna...?
Does Taylor expect me to tell her that I love her on her birthday?
- Okay. - I think I need another sip.
Yeah, but there isn't.
I've tried to be understanding. I'm sorry if Frank isn't as hilarious as Bullit...
so I'm making one called Six Hours in the Pool.
- Julie, none of this is mine. - So someone went into your bag...
- I'm here to offer you a Job. - He heard about my work with sea otters...
- I should probably stretch before class. - Hold on Just a second.
- Well, do you care about her? - Of course.
- I'm so sorry you had to overhear that. - No, it's all right. It's true.
- Bingo. - Yeah, you're good.
Oh, yeah. It's...
Ma'am, once the letter goes in the pouch, it's the property of the federal government.
I'm gonna go to sleep now.
These are all poems that I've translated.
- Kaitlin, honey, can I talk to you? - Yeah.