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On this show, you don't have to dress up in any scanty,
♪ Full of lard from the drippin's can ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, Raquel Welch!
These doors will swing open to the force of my will alone!
i liked the genie who came out of the mushroom
- You mean they get off-key? - No, flat.
You know, sometimes, I really feel like
And over here, de basket.
See, my problem was my need to tell jokes.
Solo?
Yes. You don't mind, do you?
[clearing throat]
I don't think you want to know.
♪ Oh, yeah, hey, hey ♪
And welcome, again, to The Muppet Show,
- Uh, no. - Of course it does not hurt.
Come on, Marvin, how about some time off?
- I just met him. - What's he like?
[clears throat]
Well, uh... uh, ladies and gentlemen,
as a complete contrast to every man, woman and child on Earth.
♪ But me? Whoo, whoo, whoo! ♪
♪ And I will try to satisfy ♪
to our very special guest star, Miss Raquel Welch, yay!
[chicken clucking]
♪ Pay the bills and still end up with some ♪
Just put your head on my shoulder here.