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Why don't you come in here so I can make you my pretty little girlfriends.
Over the drop zone.
[IN RUSSIAN]
99, I found the yellowcake.
- Are you CONTROL? - I'm Maxwell Smart.
No.
...I will sleep like baby.
I don't even know how much gets through.
Not everything's a competition.
- [WHISPERS] Is it working? - Yes.
- So you could hear me? BRUCE: Yes.
That burns!
[URINATING]
Unusual but effective.
...and surprise everyone trick.
I'm just widening my eyes. I'm not actually seeing anything more.
No time for pain.
I am going to dance now.
[MAX GRO ANING]
That we are both old-fashioned men.
Do we want kids?
It's a stolen KAOS technology.
AGENT 23: Larabee. - Yeah.
- Hence the decaf. - For Aftab, yes.
- Let's go. - Maybe a little one?
Okay, today's threat assessment.
[IMITATES CARS CRASHING]
Nina in bed
[ALARM WAILING]
Still, it's too bad about all the dead movie stars.
If you're calling from a rotary...
We have a deteriorating situation in Afghanistan.
- I really don't think that that's a... - Shh.
What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice?
well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads
No, no, no. Radioactive hot.
Ah. Take number.
I'm gonna try to get us over to that ledge! We can do this, 99!
- Max. - Hey, what?
- Stop it. - Bang. Bang.
...and the element of surpr...!
Yellowcake uranium, warheads, an entire production line.
The old call forwarding from the shoe phone to the cell phone...
- Okay, I got it, I got it. MAX: Krstic.
UNUSUAL, BUT EFFECTIVE.
...last night...
I spend half my days trying to convince the vice president...
Third package away.
I'm not totally incompetent without a gun, you know.
Yeah, well, good teamwork.
I'm Agent 99.
For the moment, KAOS retains the bomb activation codes...
- Max, the Chief wants to see you. - It is nice to see you too!
Can we put a pin in this, please...
I don't have to remind you, but this isn't like the last place.
[FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
[CHOKES]
AGENT 91: Okay, new guy... LARABEE: I got this.
I learned that you have a mean right cross...
- Less-than-cordial, you say? - Yes, sir.
We have a tradition called pick on the new guy. Here's how it works.
If Actors Kept Their Mouths Shut...
MAX: We have found Krstic.
Don't do it, Fang.
You don't just slap your hands on a government vehicle!
Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
[AGENT 99 SCREAMS]
Nice?
MAN 1 [O VER RADIO]: American Top 40. WOMAN: With Ryan Seacrest.
I never said dusty
...and I don't believe that's the case.
CHIEF: Let me at him!
My favorite.
...of how difficult it is to make the transition to office life.
- My what? - Your field agent exam.
I got a new pacemaker, I can go all day!
Very sweet tackle.
Sorry, Max.
Okay, it's not that good.
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
...by executive order 12333.
What is important is that KAOS has planted a bomb somewhere in Los Angeles.
- Right. AGENT 99: Excuse me, Chief, just a thought.
[LAUGHS]
- Old-school stuff. - Glad to see you're okay.
I added an insk at the end, made it sound Russian.
You better watch it.
...I wanna know it, and I wanna know it now.
I like that tackling part.
Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
Thank you, Chief. All I'm saying is...
I need to get down to that car!
[VOMITING]
Were you guys just poking my butt
You've gotta be kidding me!
- You. - You.