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[PERFORMING BEETHO VEN'S ODE TO JO Y]
So time is of the essence.
Yeah, yeah, I think I will.
Lloyd, may I have the C.O.S. Please?
Next time use your own damn phone.
And that was a human tooth.
I wish we had more time too.
[IN PUNJABl]
...is either an idiot or not a double agent, and I don't think you're an idiot.
- You dropped your pencil. - Did you hear the man?
I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored...
Door secure.
Exploding dental floss. You don't have this? Hm.
...President Kim Jong-il made a very odd threat to, and I quote:
I just got a new pacemaker
You wanna die by Post-its? Because I could make that happen.
MAN [ON RECORDING]: You have reached...
Oh. Wow.
Snappy tie.
Just come on.
But I'm the only one here.
I think this is our connection to KAOS.
Access denied.
MAX: Oh, great, rats. It's not enough that there's poop.
Why does he do that?
Doesn't he know bones are crunchy? Who'd want a crunchy pudding?
...which would be like eight hours a day...
[IN RUSSIAN]
Max, you didn't push the button hard enough.
Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent...
Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
- Can't you call him? - Vice president won't let me through.
Carbon
MAX: Hold on, 99!
There's been a rash of thefts of nuclear material...
I'm the one with experience. You know nothing.
Being reprogrammed. Top-secret. Need-to-know.
You see what I just did?
- Not much of a laugher, are you? - Here. Put this on.
Since we are going to be portraying husband and wife...
[ALL LAUGHING]
[BEEPING]
Perhaps you're nervous because there is a bomb here and you know it.
- What was that thing you said? - Chisel?
...before they can do something less than friendly...
- Oh, you know. - Yes.
First package away.
Let me give you a lesson that I had to learn the hard way.
Ow.
I wanna show you something.
Facts became known, identities were compromised, and I became a brunette.
Oh, my God!
You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity.
[BEEPING]
When they gave me a new face, I had them...
MAN: Freeze!
- What? - I can't afford to give up my best analyst.
Chief, we can't stop the car! We have the football, but we do not know the code!
You'll have to shower for weeks!
How are we gonna do that when our agents are compromised?
BRUCE: Chief, they're headed southbound on l- 47.
Take it easy. You'll give yourself a heart attack.
For the security cameras.
If you don't find that screen...
Case closed.
This whole week...
All right, that's it! When we get back to Washington, you morons are through!
I'm about to shoot beautiful woman and her retard stable boy.
All right, fellas. 20 dollars if you hit the car.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
[PHONE RINGS]
That's the difference between an A plus and an A minus.
...some other kind of hormone.
...have nuclear bombs that we wouldn't know about.
How did you know that would work?
Excuse me.
You said we had to break up because we work together.
That doesn't make any sense.
Is that the Chief?
[FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
MAX: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? CHIEF: I don't know.
[IN RUSSIAN]
- Whoa. AGENT 23: Come on.
All these stupid agents will be obsolete.
[GRUNTING]
dream nail dream nail
I'd love to dance.
It was the mushroom cloud for me.
I'm just saying that I think we're very compatible.
I scored eight points higher than you.
hi
Eddie Leaving Silence on bucks