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This is it?
Max!
You did it.
Not yet! I haven't punched yet. React when I punch.
So...to be clear you are not promoting me because I'm doing such a great job
I have a low center of gravity. Pretty solid.
Fricking agents, man.
My buttocks are really stinging from being dragged.
So how do you know this place?
[GUNFIRE]
Look, 23, no more stapling today.
All right, so do I have to do it exactly like that?
I'm sure whatever he's doing is vital to the nation.
- Aim for the haystack, it's softer. - Stop talking!
Got it.
...risk the carbs?
...only to fall into the arms of the people that got him in the first place...
Gentlemen, you're the best.
Is that your default setting?
- But what exactly is he doing here today? - Max.
MAX: Ah. Mrs. Shpilkes must be lost.
I mean, lab guys like us, analysts like you, we're the real soldiers.
I think I really got inside his head.
Let it go, man. Those kids don't even look like you.
Good idea.
If Actors Kept Their Mouths Shut...
- Wha...? - Then show her. Go home for lunch.
Look at that shipment of detonators. It's a little odd.
- What's that? - Sorry.
We gotta go.
You follow us, she dies.
I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus. False.
Did they explain to you how your belt buckle works?
I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to kill your partner.
...and I know bread has a few carbs, but...
Listen up, people.
This is the proudest moment of my life!
No, 99, don't touch that!
Listen, I think he was part of the nuclear theft in Chechnya.
Goodbye, Mr. Smart.
Darn it, I have gum on my new shoes.
[MAX GRUNTING]
I wanna quit, but what can I do? He's married to my sister.
Miniature blowgun.
Okay.
I am not proud of what I just did.
SIEGFRIED: Siegfried here.
I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma.
...that intelligence comes from humans and not satellites.
...because it seems like no matter how many I eat, I stay thinsk.
- And just for the record. - What's in there?
AGENT 99: No, that's not possible. No, no, no. Max said that...
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Max.
It seems like they don't believe you.
[CREAKS]
So far, our entire partnership has consisted of me getting you out of trouble.
It's a time-consuming, labor-intensive technology.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
[BEEPING]
Yep, they fixed it.
Hey, Larabee, 91.
He was lying, Max. It was a good shot.
...we have that tractor, that cart...
Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.
Just because he is large doesn't necessarily mean that he is a bad guy.
CHIEF: I'm very disappointed, Max.
Who told you about that? Who told you?
Bomb not go off.
So far, sure.
Do you just punch people in the face willy-nilly?
Can you imagine Max as an agent? Little suit, little shoes.
What will we do without theIr razor sharp political advice?
I was involved with someone from work. I lost focus. The mission blew up.
Chief?
Sudden rise in blood pressure?
Comes with tweezers, pliers, a tiny magnifying glass.
Come on. Come here.
That will make me happy, Maureen.
Right.
- And they got lucky. - Who's that? Who's speaking?
Really? How'd you do that?
- Don't move. - What are you doing?
...listening to chatter. In fact, Ladislas Krstic loves this place.
Things from my non-work sphere spilled into my work sphere.
Game over, Chatty Cathy.
These tracks are taking us back downtown, towards the bomb!
What time?
High-intensity lasers. Whatever part of you does touch gets sliced.
I'm just saying that your eggs could dry up and fall out of your uterus.
Even hotter. Much, much hotter.
I don't know how I missed it. I'm usually very observant.
Oh, my God, have you eaten the crew?
We must've been close to uncovering something...
Gentlemen, when we argue, the terrorists win.
...that in previous years, my fitness has been an issue.
Well that is a sucker punch to the gonads!
I'M NOT FEMININE?!
And I hear we're getting a new cappuccino machine.
- Oh, God! - Hold on, 99!
Oh, my word. You are Agent 99?
How did you get here?
I don't know, if I were Max, I would get myself to L.A.