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You get a Vaio Z Canvas and you get a Vaio Z Canvas Everyone gets a Vaio Z Canvas
...why would two hardened KAOS agents...
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
...for their security and peace of mind.
- Max. Was that...? - A total guess, yes, it was.
I got a pretty good hit in the head yesterday.
We have rules here. If you don't follow the rules, then what are we?
No, no, no, we're not ready yet.
Are you crazy? If I can't pull my chute, you'll die too!
I blew a mission.
And they do not like it.
No, that's only for agents.
[BEEPING]
Whatever you do, 99, don't look down!
Pay attention to what I'm doing, so that you can follow me exactly.
- I told you to freeze. - Freeze times infinity.
Look. Look at the surprise on his face.
Freeze.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Ready? One...
[GRUNTING]
Oh. Um... That's not really a personal question.
Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive.
I don't see a man, I see two little girls.
- How do I know you're not CONTROL? - Lf I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
... we welcome you to a live broadcast...
Come over here and we'll play a game I like to call:
Hey! Dumb guards!
I recently lost 150 pounds.
- Wrong way. - Okay, wait.
Was there anyone else there, or do we just trust you?
- Yeah. - Check it.
MAN [O VER SPEAKER]: Folks, we may be experiencing a little turbulence.
What matters is that there is a bomb, and I'm here to find it.
- New guy did not. - New guy did.
- Gonna be all right with your cuffs? - No cuffs can contain me.
There must be 200 people here.
[MAX GRO ANING]
Thank you.
Copy that.
AGENT 23: Absolutely, Chief. I'm with 99 on that one.
As do many KAOS agents. Cafe Minsk-Pinsk in Smolensk.
- Oh, yeah, we are really under the radar. - Will you relax?
[LARABEE SCREAMS]
- Shipments of explosives. - Your boyfriend is a very bad man.
But I have to agree with that son of a bitch.
Doesn't he knows bones are crunchy?.. ..Who would want a crunchy pudding?
[SCREAMS]
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
Great.
They talk fast, it's hard.
You owe me $3.
No, but when I see blood, or when I talk about blood, or think about blood...
On behalf of the United States Government, I hereby commandeer this plane.
Go.
[BEEPING]
Son of a hamster.
I'm sorry. Are you talking to me? No sprechen sie SharePoint
... and tell me that you don't feel something too.
MAN: Shtarker.
- You'll get us killed if you don't listen! - A minus!
Judy, the elevator is still doing that thing where it drops really fast.
Nothing. I've swept the entire area, and it's clean.
Hey, Smart. Happy birthday.
200 billion dollars by 3 p.m.
That old son of a gun can take a hit, huh?
The big guy that might as well be holding up a sign:
[EARS RINGING]
I'm afraid the vice president and I had a less-than-cordial encounter yesterday.
- Kris Kringle. Fish stick. CHIEF: Yes, Krs...
Let me check.
What the?
- Move! - Ow!
The stench of Lakers fan excuses
No, every time he found something, he was alone.
- I was getting to that. - When? Next week?
[WATCH BEEPING]
No, but the technology for holding up pants hasn't changed much.
Oh look a box of kittens Time to punch Matt in the face
Congratulations.
No, that's okay.
What about the deteriorating situation in North Korea?
I thought you and I were supposedly cut from the same cloth.
You know what, I never saw James Bond in rats or poop, let alone rats and poop.
AGENT 99: Oh, he's not my date.
So unless you do your job today...
The break-in at CONTROL was probably an inside job.
Kelsey in 5 months...
What Online Businesses say Am I invisible
[DOG BARKING]
Krstic was a fool.
Max, keep it together. Keep it together.
Time to take my pill.
You know, I love bread...
MAX: There has got to be another way in.
It's a tragic story. He's quite deaf. Really not bright.
It doesn't get any better than thinsk.
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The device is armed. I hope you're moving.
I felt good about this year's test, in light of the fact...
When were you exposed to radioactivity?
...and how much this means to you...
[URINATING]
- No. That's not... - Know what, Max? Just stop it.
...I mean, they go way beyond the raw data.
- Hey, Max. - Max!
Well, excellent work, 23, but I could've handled it my...
People often say things in anger they don't really mean.
Careful! No, no.
This is me.