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War room.
Maybe you should kiss him again.
Mother of pearl!
Don't turn around, don't turn around. Use your peripherals.
- I am Siegfried. - [LOUDLY] Did you say Siegfried?
Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?
I can't believe none of us saw it, especially me.
Nuclear!
Max!
Bear In Mind The next hundred pages can get a little bit dry
Goodbye
Good morning, men. No, offense, Karen.
Let's continue listening...
I will not be rushed into it by you or my mother.
MAX: A lot of chatter in this region involves nuclear material.
Anyway, last night at a private dinner...
There's no party, there's no dancing. Everyone in there is a trained killer.
[MAN SPEAKING IN PUNJABI ON RECORDING]
That's great.
This thing is no good. It's a useless piece of garbage.
Men with hunches, that's where the real work gets done.
Well, you did your job, so I suppose I can't kill your wife.
What happened to your radio?
Show him a little decolletage, cleavage, bat your eyes?
That was nice.
Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
What are you doing?
[GASPS]
Please. I have trained my body to be impervious to...
I think we should trust him, Chief.
Yeeees...
We don't negotiate with Terrorists
[DOOR CLICKS]
Yes, Max, yes, please, sit down.
Who am I kidding? I'm a middle-aged man who's missed the train.
...two, three.
Am I invisible?
Sand trap!
Do you understand? Okay.
[ABBA'S TAKE A CHANCE ON ME PLAYS ON HEADPHONES]
Six guards. We are going to need another way in.
The way I held that guy's hair while you punched him in the throat.
Over the past few months, we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons...
900 million
- How you been? - I've been well.
And if you skip a meal, the next meal you overindulge.
AGENT 23: Got it, Max. There is one other entrance.
People often say things in anger they don't really mean.
Finding Krstic will be like finding a needle in a haystack.
- I'm not questioning your judgment... MAX: 99, I insist on complete honesty.
Well, Mr. Shtarker, I think you've underestimated me...
You left it jammed.
[FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
Running out in the middle of the road! You could get hit by a car!
This is just ridiculous!
... the United States Department of Homeland Security.
The kind where you'll wanna throw your shoes out afterwards.
Happy Birthday Matt!
- There is a bomb. - Where?
Killed Krstic before anybody could question him.
Trust is a must !!!
I understand that you're the man to see...
- This must be Ladislas Krstic's house. - What?
Yeah, letting Tyler know we won't be able to go on our vacation this week
[FABRIC TEARS]
Which one's gonna attract the least attention?
MAX: You missed it.
...with our incredibly abrasive, dismissive and sarcastic vice president.
See, this is your problem. Some men like women more feminine!
Damn it to hell.
There's nothing here but what used to be a bakery.
Well, he is a bomb-maker.
Chief, I need your help.
Why are you telling me this I’m just trying to annoy you
SHTARKER: That's it. You're there.
It's a tooth radio. It sends sound up your jawbone, into your ear.
...known as los zapatos de la muerte.
Sorry, Chief, someone led me to believe the cone was ready.
MAX [O VER PHONE]: Hello, 99.
It is good also.
Hey, new guy. Hold up a second. Welcome to CONTROL.
You with the surgery, me with the weight loss.
Max!
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
- We never thought you were. - Yeah, we love you, man.
...and... That'll work.
Last chance.
Get it in the truck, and let's burn this place to the ground.
[BEEPING]
Trace 99's call, now!
Make a pudding from the bones of Americans.
MAN 2: Somebody shut it off!
English? But you understand Russian? Very impressive.
Me?
Chief, he's heading southbound on Grand.
I'm having bread, time to punch Max in the face.
- All right... - Although, I could make exception.
MAN: Come on...
...connected to spider-silk nano-thread. Has the strength of steel cable.
16 floors down, how'd a fly even get in here?