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Yes, Chief.
Well, you do, but I'm concentrating on my career.
- Is there someone else I can talk to? - Good one.
...very proud of you...
- There are 72 threats on the list. Mike? - Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
- 23. - Yes.
Trust is a must !!!
I can't believe we have to go all the way to Los Angeles.
For threats against Hawaii, press 2. For threats against Puerto Rico...
Freeze!
Good night, moon.
Roger. I have the whole security system online. Just remember...
Sorry to interrupt, Maxie, go ahead.
Is it working?
what the fuck
I used to look like my mom.
- Can I have a moment, please? - Sure.
- I was not ready. - That's my point.
We're close to the drop site. I'll go first.
- Okay! - Okay! Come on!
[MAX YELLING]
Well, as an analyst, I like to keep my ears open.
Yeah, letting my fiancee know we won't be able to get married in June.
Get back to work.
- You don't say. - Did you see his face?
[BEADS RATTLING]
- Sometimes I faint. - I'm not going to hit you.
- But Max said that he s... - Did you see the evidence yourself?
I hurt my knee. It was smoky too.
Bread?
Wait. Chief, I request the cone of silence.
Are you staring at my butt?
We also added a crossbow that fires harpoons...
[CRACKING]
I gotta get it out. I gotta get that out!
The shoes of death.
Sir, if I may ask...
If captured, it would cause death in nine seconds.
Gentlemen.
Max?
AGENT 99: Stop it. It's just a storm drain.
- Welcome back, 23. - Maxie.
CHIEF: All right, are we done?
Chief! I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher!
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
...take a couple years off.
...please keep your seatbelts fastened.
Should've smacked you harder.
...and when that happens...
...and you're obviously bluffing. Take a hike.
Although he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing.
I put a collar on you and make you my bi...!
LARABEE: Okay. All right.
I never have actually heard that before.
With all our satellites, there's no way anybody could possibly...
I just got back from Russia. Half the people there are radioactive.
- Like when you bombed that bakery? - Muffins of mass destruction.
- It's pronounced Krstic, sir. - Yes...
Are you poking my butt?
Oh, Max.
I broke it off with that person, but my identity had already been revealed.
What was that?
[STOPS URINATING]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, Max.
Just words, really, that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing.
Unusual but effective
I wanna quit, but what can I do? He's married to my sister.
Squeeze the lemon.
...so you don't know where I am, then I appear on the roof behind you...
All right! All right! I'm out!
Or I could change my face, so that's what I did.
Big people feel pain too.
I'm an assassin, here to kill you.
You and I share a bond, I think.
BRUCE: Turn around slowly.
Thank you, Chief.
Tractor!
- And they got lucky. - Who's that? Who's speaking?
[IN RUSSIAN]
[IN RUSSIAN]
... which we have distributed to 20 unfriendly, unstable dictators.
Unjam that.
What? Max, you can't blow up a building full of radioactive material!
- He's got a gun! - Not... Gum! Not... No! Gum!
I know that, 99. I've placed only enough charges to safely bury the weapons lab.
- Well, let me. I've got nails. - It's a recipe for...